Come, let us continue the valuable work carried out by a hopeless idealist against the horde of demented blithely ignorant that rages on the Internet.
What punctuation is a very complex issue, which should never enter a straight leg, in my opinion.
And the reason is simple: the use of punctuation can "standardize" only to a certain point (!). Punctuation is
ALSO expression of the personality of the writer, is linked not only to form, but ALSO content that a given sentence expresses the nuances and emphasis, and that the writer wishes to define that content.
Therefore, dealing with the marks I will use a language more calm and mellow in tone than what I used in the my previous note on the spelling.
Note, for example, I wrote ALSO uppercase and bold.
But because I never did?
Because the fact that punctuation denotes ALSO the expressiveness of the writer does not mean that you can put the fucking dog, my young neurons astray by drugs.
So, come on, put away the vibrator for a second and follow me in this brief overview, in the hope that even you managed to write a comprehensible sentence before retirement.
Just because I respect you, start with the simple things.
1. THREE ellipsis
Please, my brilliant promises of AD, tell me: how many ellipsis? The smarter of you will say, 'Wait, this is so, I am three! "
But very good!
Then, the illegitimate son of Einstein, you will know why the fuck you and your friends continue to make two, four, five, trecentoquarantatré, in short, anything but three?
When you find out, send an email to the Nobel Foundation.
The prize you give it for sure. In head.
Come on, let's move on.
2. The comma, the state secrets
I know that will seem incredible, but there are longer sentences of four words only. And they are many! That's not all: think that there are people able to express more concepts connected to each other within the same period.
But that good, right?
And yes - before you ask me - to do this is to turn on more than one neuron at a time.
When these concepts are very connected to each other, separate them with commas. The comma does two things simultaneously: the concepts relate to one another and distinguishes them from each other, so that the loser who reads stracazzo understand what you're talking about.
Want an example, springs lives of ignorance? Here are just a
.
A brain-damaged as you say: "Yesterday I was asked but I responded well anche se la prof ha detto che devo studiare di più dato che non sapeva che ho passato tutto il pome a cazzeggiare con la PlayStation per poi vedere la Vale sul tardi".
Un esemplare della specie Homo Sapiens Sapiens, invece, direbbe: "Ieri sono stato interrogato, ma ho risposto bene, anche se la prof ha detto che devo studiare di più, dato che non sapeva che ho passato tutto il pome a cazzeggiare con la PlayStation, per poi vedere la Vale sul tardi".
E adesso venite a dirmi che è stato più chiaro il cerebroleso.
Giuro, a tuzzi vi prendo.
Orsù, andiamo avanti.
3. Il punto fermo non è una macchia sul foglio né un pixel fuori posto sullo schermo
When a normal person - that is not you - speaks, he pauses.
These breaks not only makes up for air, but also to distinguish a series of concepts to another set of related concepts.
course, insecure young child prostitution, it is clear that everything he says below is a somewhat related, at least until it comes to long rambling speeches by bimbiminkia you do.
But there are other related concepts in the discourse. Therefore, there are commas, very connected to the concepts, and milestones for those much less connected, although still to follow.
Want another example, damaged minds? Here's another
here. The
brain injury: "Today I have the phone switched off even if I should keep it because It made me angry the Vale believes that everything must be as you say I have my personality but I can not always submit to his will."
The individual with human DNA, "Today I have the phone off, even though I should keep it on, because It made me angry. The Vale believes that everything must be as you say. I have my own personality, however. Not I can always submit to his will. "
See? Not rated!
Shut up and condescending you want. One word and you're dead.
Come by putting the penis into the socket, now.
Regards,
(Rio)
